By Marc S. Sanders
The original Poltergeist holds together based only upon its visual imagination. The characters? Well, they’re pretty thin to me.
The Freeling family are JoBeth Williams and Craig T Nelson as mom and dad, with a teen daughter (Dominique Dunne), a preteen son (Oliver Robins) and an angelic five-year-old girl named Carol Anne (Heather O’Rourke) who speaks to the “tv people” through the white noise channel in the middle of the night. Following odd occurrences that include unexplainable trickery from the kitchen chairs, a monstrous oak tree comes alive during a violent thunderstorm ready to consume the boy, while little Carol Anne is abducted by her closet into another realm that “exists” somewhere within the suburban house.
Mom and dad recruit help from ghost whisperers to uncover the mysteries that reside in the home and hope to rescue Carol Anne. Beatrice Straight is the leading scientist of this team. She introduces dialogue that says their home might be not be so much haunted as it is consumed by a “poltergeist.” That little nugget to ponder stops there though, and is never explored further. Who cares, actually? Poltergeist! Haunting! Tomato! TomAto! The piano is still moving by itself, and the toys are still floating around the children’s room. Since the unexplainable can never be explained, a psychic is brought in, perfectly played by Zelda Rubinstein as a withered old lady with a kinship for the supernatural. She knows how mom and dad should direct Carol Anne back to their dimension, and has a pretty good idea how they need to enter the other realm and physically rescue her.
Watching Tobe Hooper’s classic haunted house film from 1982 (rumored to primarily be directed by producer/writer Steven Spielberg), almost feels like I’m touring a warehouse of monster creations at a movie studio with all the lights turned on. Most of the inventions offer little depth or curiosity. I could care less about any of the characters like the parents and three kids that make up the Freeling family, or the squat psychic who enters the second half of the picture. Beatrice Straight is an interesting actress with a humorous shiver and terrified whisper. She leads two ghost hunter assistants who lack the speak to talk with researched authority. I run down this list though, and all I get from the movie is an arts and crafts display of the dazzling and grotesque creations spawned from the imaginations of Industrial Light and Magic. The artistry is to be admired. Yet, I question if anything I saw ever served a story.
I don’t watch Poltergeist as often as others I know, simply to avoid experiencing the terrorizing clown puppet that dons a wicked tooth like expression and strangles the young boy. Still very effective. Coffins burst from the muddy swimming pool to pour out skeletons upon a screaming JoBeth Williams. A ghostly white phantom guards the door to the children’s room and the closet entrance becomes a gaping, hellish monster mouth ready to swallow what it inhales. Raw meat crawls across the kitchen counter. A chicken leg turns into maggots and let’s not forget about the guy who hallucinates in front of mirror while pealing the skin off his face. These are just lists! Lists of scary things to do.
Poltergeist is a simplistic fun house of haunts. Nothing further. I appreciate that only to a degree, however. I wanted more. An explanation is given for these occurrences in a tiny exchange of dialogue during the terrifying climax. Beyond that, there is nothing I can say about these characters or what they stand for. The kids toss cereal at each other at the breakfast table, and the parents smoke pot in bed, but there’s really no affection, or conversely, animosity shared among the family members.
If I were to compare Poltergeist to other fright fests like Hitchcock’s The Birds or even the original Predator or Alien, I would undoubtedly say those are superior films because beyond the monsters that terrorize the characters there’s also room for mistrust and paranoia among the players. There’s time to devote towards care that those characters may have for one another. A suburban mom is seemingly expected to want to be reunited with her little girl. That’s a give in. It’s standard. Completely apparent in every way. Couldn’t some competition from mom and dad come into play though? Some blame pointing tossed about for example?
I guess I get a little bored with Poltergeist because it doesn’t stop to acknowledge the value of its cast of characters. There are only a few moments of suspense that come upon me like when I’m trying to figure out where the scary clown puppet went off to. Another terrifying moment is watching JoBeth Williams hustle as fast as she can to her children’s room while the hallway seems to stretch the bedroom door further and further away from her. These are all things to look at though. These are not moments that I connect with emotionally.
Some close friends of mine absolutely love this movie. They can’t get enough of it. They recite the lines. They get caught up in the supposed “Poltergeist Curse.” They watch all of the making of documentaries and return to the film for the nostalgia. For me though, I never felt an intimacy with the mystery, or the family being victimized. On that level, it’s almost on the same plane as a disposable Jason or Freddy movie. I’d like to shed at least one tear before that teen gets their head chopped off, or the screaming kid gets eaten by the tree trunk.