by Miguel E. Rodriguez
DIRECTOR: Robert Altman
CAST: Shelley Duvall, Sissy Spacek, Janice Rule
MY RATING: 6/10
ROTTEN TOMATOMETER: 83% Certified Fresh
PLOT: Two roommates/physical therapists, one a vain woman and the other an awkward teenager, share an increasingly bizarre relationship.
Ever see the movie Big? Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins, Robert Loggia, directed by Penny Marshall? YOU know. Well, there’s a scene in Big, AFTER the hero boy has magically changed into Tom Hanks, and he’s now working as a toy-tester at a big toy company. He’s invited to a focus group to give his feedback on a new toy that transforms from a robot into the Empire State Building. The other suits are enthusiastic, but Hanks (because he’s a little boy at heart) is confused by it. He raises his hand and tells the designers: “I don’t get it.” They try to explain the demographics and the survey results, etc. He nods, takes it in, and says, “I still don’t get it.”
That was me after watching 3 Women and reading about it a little. I didn’t get it while I was watching it, and I still don’t get it after I learned more about it.
Robert Altman’s 3 Women is a dreamlike psychodrama that explores concepts of identity, self-discovery, and, I guess, femininity that reminded me, oddly enough, of the Burt Lancaster film The Swimmer (1968), mostly because a lot of it centers around water, but also because of the similar atmosphere created by both films: creepy and reluctant to give up its secrets. There are numerous shots that are filtered through one of those store-bought wave machines that were so prevalent in the ‘70s and ‘80s, so the shot achieves a surreal effect that’s hard to describe. It feels like foreshadowing, and in one respect it is, but for the most part it’s just there to either illustrate someone’s mental state or…I’m not sure what else. I’ve had a day to think about this, and I’m no closer to interpreting exactly what those shots are supposed to mean.
Anyway. We meet two women, Millie Lammoreaux (an impossibly young Shelley Duvall) and Pinky Rose (an even younger-looking Sissy Spacek). We’ll get to the third woman later. They both work at a physical therapy center, assisting elderly patients as they walk through a pool or sit in a hot tub – more water. Millie is a wannabe sophisticate who is very friendly on the outside, but she doesn’t seem to have any actual friends. Her co-workers and her neighbors at her hotel do their best to ignore her and her endless patter about articles in McCall’s and what she’s cooking for dinner tonight. Pinky, whose real name is Mildred, is a young woman whose emotional maturity seems to have peaked around the age of fifteen. She is immediately awestruck by Millie and contrives to be as close to her as possible at all times. It’s essentially hero worship, though Millie hasn’t given her anything to really worship aside from being…herself. They will eventually become roommates.
Millie is fond of yellow; Pinky dresses in, you guessed it, pink. Millie will talk to just about anyone; Pinky is shy and introverted. Millie has a large closet full of clothes; Pinky seems to own only one outfit, including underpants. They are as opposite as it’s possible to be. These points are drummed home in scene after scene. The two women frequent a themed saloon called Dodge City, where we will eventually meet the third woman, Willie Hart (Janice Rule). Willie, who is pregnant, communicates with glares. She also paints these amazing, disturbing murals featuring what appear to be harpies or something like the mythological Furies.
I could go on with the story, but why bother? This is not a movie about a story. This is a movie about conveying a mood. Altman literally conceived of this movie in a dream, pitched it to 20th Century Fox almost on a whim, and insisted on shooting without a finished script. The pervasive mood of the film is one of suspense and foreboding. There are a pair of twins who lurk in the background of scenes of Millie and Pinky at work. Foreboding. The musical score is atonal and creepy. Foreboding. Pinky starts to read Millie’s diary. Foreboding. You may have noticed that the last part Millie’s last name, Lammoreaux, is phonetically similar to Pinky’s last name, Rose. Foreboding.
So, okay, Altman’s movie is about creating a mood. To that degree, he succeeded. It’s nothing if not creepy. Events occur that were surprising. Mystery abounds. But…there came a point about halfway where it all became repetitive to me. How many scenes of Millie being snubbed socially do we need to get the idea that Millie is not popular? How many times do we need those shots that are filtered through the wave machine? How many lingering panning shots do we need of those murals? I’m just saying. I got the point after five each. Call me crazy.
And when we get to the final sequence…man, if I wasn’t confused before, I was completely at sea when the credits rolled. I’ve seen some open-ended movies before, some I loved (Mulholland Drive, 2001), some not so much (The Lobster, 2015). When it’s done right, I find it exhilarating to see a film that trusts a viewer’s intelligence so much that it doesn’t spoon-feed you. But 3 Women gave me an ending that is so open to interpretation that it backfired. Because it could mean so many different things, it ultimately meant nothing and left me feeling a little cheated.
I get it. This is not that kind of movie, by Altman’s own admission. Fair enough. I give it 6 out of 10 based purely on the craftsmanship and sheer chutzpah of the film, and because the performances by Duvall and Spacek are worth the price of admission. (And I just wanna say, Duvall may have won Best Actress at Cannes, but my vote would have gone to Spacek, who is utterly convincing as a woman-child in a state of arrested development.)
But I cannot really call this movie “entertaining.” I don’t mean in the sense that I didn’t laugh or cry or whatever. I just mean that watching it felt like a homework assignment, not an escape. I never connected to it emotionally, so I ultimately didn’t care what was happening, or why. I have enjoyed so many of Altman’s other films, but this one might have just become my least favorite Altman film that I’ve seen, finally replacing [name redacted so I don’t get doxxed].
