By Marc S. Sanders
The Quick And The Dead is a gritty, stylish western that boasts a who’s who of great actors. Some of which went on to magnificent careers. I wish the story was a strong as the cast list though. It’s watchable. It’s intriguing. It’s also too repetitious.
Sharon Stone is Elle. Otherwise known in these parts as The Lady. Two minutes into the picture and my suspension of disbelief is withering away. Not because this gunslinger cowboy is a cowgirl, but because Stone does not look like she fits in the Old West. Her blond locks are shampooed and conditioned. Her complexion perfectly made up without a hint of grime or dirt or sunburn. Stone looks like she took one step off the Oscars red carpet and onto this set. Her costume with a scarf, leather pants, black rimmed hat, and spurred boots looks like its attempting its own kind of Clint Eastwood stranger. Frankly, it appears to have leaped off the pages of an Old Navy catalogue.
Below Stone on the credit lineup is a much more redeemable list of characters. Gene Hackman is Mayor Herod who has amped up his level of sinister from his Oscar winning performance in Unforgiven. There’s also Ace Hanlon played by Lance Henrickson with a rare on-screen giddy grin, whose personal deck of cards consists of aces of spades for every man he’s killed. Sgt Cantrell is the flamboyant personality with the handlebar mustache, deep voice and toothy grin that actor Keith David proudly bears. A kid named Leonardo DiCaprio plays up the youthful cockiness of an outlaw named The Kid. All these folks are gunslingers participating in the sport of gunslinging. Last one left standing is the winner. Midway through though, Herod will up the ante and deem that the last one left alive is the winner. Each one challenges another until a final winner is recognized. One reluctant participant is played by a very youthful looking Russell Crowe. Cort is a former fast draw, who is now a remorseful preacher for all of the killings he’s committed. Herod is not entirely convinced and will antagonize Cort to throw his hand in the game.
Sam Raimi directs and Sharon Stone produces this slick small town modern day High Noon. The problem though is that Raimi and screenwriter Simon Moore choose to only send up the climax of that classic Gary Cooper western over and over. Time and again, two opponents line up at opposite ends of the street. The townsfolk observe with close up tension shots. The hands twitch their fingers next to the holsters and when the clock strikes twelve, the guns go off. Raimi often gives you the impression that the one expected to live is the one who is going to topple over dead and then an edit shows the match went exactly like you thought it would.
This whole supporting cast has enough presence and charisma to keep my attention, but the set ups are the same over the course of the film. Cut in between are discussions within the saloon or the hotel rooms where Herod or the Lady rest. Cort remains chained in the town square. When the movie breaks away it goes to flashbacks of Stone’s character as a child when she once crossed paths with the devilish Herod.
I like the polish that Sam Raimi brought to The Quick And The Dead. Before Quentin Tarantino was glamourizing his pulp fiction to his own two dimensional westerns and war movies, Raimi was daring enough to let us look through literal bullet holes from the front to the back of his victims. Holes through the hand, the chest and the head. It’s fun. There are also countless closeups of haunting music from Alan Silvestri as a new stranger enters a saloon to click his spurs on the wooden floor. Quick draw action is how these pistols perform too. Hangings are a part of any day as well. All of this is familiar and standard to the B movies brought to us by Sergio Leone’s spaghetti westerns during the mid twentieth century, but now we have a modern day cast and some glossy cinematography.
I was ready for a worthy salute. It just comes up short due to a lack of any depth in story. Gunslinging quick draws are not as dynamic as a gunfight at the OK corral. How much different is one dual draw going to be from the last one we watched five minutes ago? Raimi’s camera points from behind each challenger. The music builds louder and louder. Zoom in shots of townsfolk cut in. The minute hand on the clock tower moves closer and closer to the roman numeral twelve, and then…BANG BANG!!! (I’ve said this before, haven’t I? Well, so does the movie.)
The Quick And The Dead is worth seeing especially for another scenery chewing villain from the great Gene Hackman. I’ll never tire of watching him. To see the beginnings of Russell Crowe and Leonardo DiCaprio’s potential is a real treat as well. They all certainly have some acting moments that I loved digging up from this time capsule. Character actors Keith David and Lance Henrickson break from the standard personas you’ll find on the rest of their resumes. I just needed more of a variety to this town setting they got play in. The déjà vu is too overdone.
Sharon Stone usually looks like she’s giving a so so community theatre audition. It’s hard to take her seriously, the same way I would had Uma Thurman, Susan Sarandon or Geena Davis been cast as The Lady. Those actresses work for their appearance to be appropriate for the setting of their films. Look at Sharon Stone here in the dusty Old West. Then look back to what Sarandon and Davis did in Thelma & Louise. You’ll see right away, practically anyone else would have been more suitable for the lead of The Quick And The Dead.
