By Marc S. Sanders
You think you know someone, but then you learn a whole other side about the person.
I only know Marlon Brando from his achievements in The Godfather, Superman, A Streetcar Named Desire and On The Waterfront. There’s also his final picture, The Score, with his Vito Corleone counterpart, Robert DeNiro. I’ve seen him spoofed on Saturday Night Live and know that he’s even poked fun at himself in a film like The Freshman. He was notoriously and proudly quirky. I guess Brando was so content to appear odd to everyone else beyond the island of Tahiti, which became his escape to paradise, away from autograph hounds, environmental abuse and Hollywood barbarianism. Brando simply endured his greatness as one of the most incredible movie actors ever to subsidize how he really wanted to live in utopian isolation.
Billy Zane seamlessly inhabits the persona and physical appearance of Marlon Brando in Waltzing With Brando. The film presents a slice of the actor’s uncompromised efforts to build an ecological home, and maybe a hotel, on an uninhabited island next to Tahiti. To bring this idea to fruition, Brando recruits a young, undaring Los Angeles architect named Bernie Judge (Jon Heder) to helm the project. This will be an undertaking that Bernie could never expect and can hardly circumvent around impossible challenges in the face of proven scientific engineering, chemistry, and physics. Brando seems to have an answer for everything though.
By breaking the fourth wall to speak to the viewer along with voiceover narration, Heder is charming about his unexpected adventures. The white-collar shirt and necktie of city life is abandoned for shorts and conch shell necklaces. Actually, as Brando demonstrates its better and less inhibited to just be nude like the rest of the cheerful islanders. Despite his reservations, Bernie gets more and more accustomed to Brando’s perceptions but still he has to find ways to be practical to complete this unconscionable project.
Drinking water is needed. Marlon’s answer is to filter it from his own urine. Electricity needs to be installed on the island. Though, is Marlon truly serious when he suggests that energy stem from a power source like electric eels? Bernie soon learns that there will never be a client as unpredictable as Marlon Brando. Money is not an obstacle he cares about. Oscar trophies serve a menial, floor level purpose that is only a little more useful than resting on a mantle. An upcoming gangster movie is not really his thing. A paradise devoid of man-made contamination and pesky societal intrusions is where his focus lies.
Watching Bernie Judge struggle with being away from his wife and daughter, while working with islanders to start at the basics like building an airplane landing strip first, I was reminded of The Brutalist, the fictional period piece that centered on building a grand, outrageously expensive structure within a mountaintop. That film watched its architect wither away into haunting madness. The Mosquito Coast with Harrison Ford also came to mind. Thankfully, Waltzing With Brando does not take these directions. I know nothing about architecture or engineering or practically any kind of science. Yet, I know that whatever Marlon Brando conjures up seems unheard of and impossible. Brando’s friend, Bernie Judge, did not allow these considerations to stop him though. Why shouldn’t we explore our ideal paradise no matter how exuberant it seems? (Mosquitos are also a problem to deal with and Brando frowns on using pesticides. Hmm. What can be done?)
Still, we have to be realistic. Richard Dreyfuss plays Brando’s money manager and represents the challenge of making resources obtainable. Brando has to go back to work. Judge needs more and more funds for material and labor. He takes daring personal risks. Even the banker does. Utopia is expensive and never merciful.
Director Bill Fishman wrote and adapted Bernard Judge’s biographical tales of his encounters with Marlon Brando. His film is lighthearted, hardly stressful in any kind of dramatic weight. Perhaps that is because Bernie Judge did not respond to Brando’s ideas with frustration like The Brutalist would have you believe. While I was not entirely fond of the voiceover narration because I did not recognize its necessity, Jon Heder is magnetically likable. He’s a cheerful friend telling a bedtime story that took place in a small corner of the world. Most people never explored these crystal waters and white sands traversed only by Marlon Brando and the native islanders. This is a civilization unaware of the burden of conflict and pressure.
Billy Zane does not go over the top with his portrayal of Marlon Brando. The more subtle and aloof he is in each scene, the more convinced and accustomed I became to his peculiarities. With Fishman’s script, Zane delivers a handful of dynamics to Brando. Early in the film, Brando tells Judge that his desire is to live in this Tahitian paradise forever. He knows however that he must continue to make movies to eventually fund this lifestyle permanently. Later in the film, it is easy to surmise why Brando feels that way. While filming The Last Tango In Paradise, he is trapped in a phone booth where his fan base recognizes him. It’s one of the few times when Billy Zane performs on Marlon Brando’s genuine discomfort, and it is terribly unsettling. It’s awkwardly ironic that the most famous actor in the world is out of his element among a worldwide community of followers and devotees begging for pictures and autographs.
Like Marlon Brando and an eventual Bernie Judge, Waltzing With Brando wants you to leave the theater with a smirk on your face. An attempt at achieving the impossible with absolute content does not have to be a miserable journey. An effort to find ways to overcome challenges can deliver lifelong friendships and personal experiences that belong only to you. Bernie Judge learned this through his friendship with Marlon Brando.
Waltzing With Brando is a thankfully rewarding experience, a brush with perfect happiness.
NOTE: Stay through the end credits because this “Marlon Brando” has a few treats in store for you.
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