By Marc S. Sanders
If you just want to join your family to have fun at the movies then go see The Marvels.
The thirty third installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (33???????? Wow!!!) follows a trio of women donning the superhero costumes and getting caught up in an exchange of bouncing around their respective presences with one another. One second Ms. Marvel (Iman Vellani) is in her Jersey City home with her family and then suddenly she’s in an astronaut uniform, floating through space, previously occupied by Monica Rambeau (Teyona Parris). Another minute, Monica is in that uniform and then suddenly she is occupying the space once held by Captain Marvel (Brie Larson). This happens a lot within the first twenty minutes and its edited so well for laughs and hijinks as the three main characters of the film are constantly having to switch adventures on a dime.
I have not watched the Ms. Marvel Disney Plus TV series yet. I won’t lie. This guy who grew up on Marvel comics, cartoons, and toys is getting MCU exhausted and I just have needed a break. I’m told there are some elements of that show that lead to some things going on in The Marvels. Didn’t bother me though. While I like wink and nod subtleties, it is not why I go to the movies. I’m not watching War And Peace. I’m watching superheroes who wear spandex and capes and fly. I trusted myself to pick up on who was who and what was what.
The Marvels works for the most part as a stand-alone story from the rest of the MCU stuff. Ms. Marvel, aka teenager Kamala Khan, is a diehard fan of Captain Marvel aka Carol Danvers. Her room is adorned with her idolized hero in various poses and flights. Kamala finally gets to meet Carol when they share an adventure together. Her parents and brother are the strangers in a strange world who give poor Nick Fury (Samuel L Jackson, who I think holds the record for most MCU appearances) a hard time for the sake of comedy. Monica is the niece by friendship connection to Carol Danvers. Monica was a child the last time she saw Aunt Carol. Since that time, her mother has passed away from cancer while she disappeared during Thanos’ blip.
A new Kree villain is mounting an offence. Dar-Benn (Zawe Ashton) has recovered a wristlet of power (meh…it’s a MacGuffin). Kamala has the other wristlet (meh…another MacGuffin). Dar-Benn is going to fight the trio and then another MCU film will have been completed.
The Marvels is not a perfect movie. At times the characters are speaking in their own science fiction scientific speak to tell me what is happening next and honestly I have no idea what in the hell they are talking about. Meh! I didn’t care. Just get to where you need to go.
What serves the film is the set ups of scenes. Kree bad guys wreck Kamala’s house while the family looks on as one dining room chair or another dish gets bashed. Holes get smashed through the ceiling as well. Three Stooges kind of stuff.
There’s also a planet The Marvels travel to for help where the citizens are dressed in pastel colors and ribbons and only communicate in song and harmony. This could have been a season 3 episode of the original Star Trek series.
The most inspiring and memorable scene is especially catered for lovers of cats and Barbra Streisand. This sequence that comes late in the film gives new meaning to the phrase “We are herding cats now.” As silly as this moment is, it should remind you that producer Kevin Feige and his squad of MCU writers have not run out of inventive ideas yet. This is on the level of the best Saturday Night Live skits you can find.
Everything is still good in the MCU. I still enjoy most of what has come down the pike. The products are just oversaturating themselves by releasing so soon after each other. The MCU is not so enjoyable when it feels like homework to know who and what everything is and where it all left off.
With this installment, the cast is having fun. The writers are having fun. The visual effects are having fun. The story and the bad guy really don’t matter. The Marvels is simply a kaleidoscope of rainbow color sci-fi silliness and that’s enough to satisfy me.
What would have been a nice touch though is if Babs herself made a cameo appearance. Then again, the reference joke made in the film during that cat scene left the teenage guys sitting next to me dumbfounded as to why I was laughing so hard at the inclusion of a Streisand number in the film. Guys, have you not heard of Broadway?????????
