By Marc S. Sanders
On Friday night, we watched Beetlejuice the movie. On Saturday afternoon, we watched Beetlejuice the musical, and as soon as the curtain was pulled on the stage and the performance began, I knew exactly what the movie did wrong and what the play did so right.
I saw Tim Burton’s much beloved spooky comedy for the first time just last year with my Cinemaniac pals, which includes the other Unpaid Movie Critic. The guys were laughing and laughing until it hurt. I was off to the side thinking how I remember seeing that scene while flipping channels on occasion. Cute, but ultimately boring. That’s how I feel about Burton’s second film, following a hilarious debut with Pee Wee’s Big Adventure and just ahead of his blockbuster accomplishments with the first two Batman films. Beetlejuice is full of big ideas but devoid of content, and I mean that literally, because the title character brilliantly played by Michael Keaton is scarcely in the film. When he is not on screen, the remaining cast are quite bland or unwelcomingly weird.
Adam and Barbara (Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis) happily reside in a three-story Connecticut home. Adam indulges in making a scaled model of their picturesque hometown and Barbara…well I can’t recall what she does. On an errand trip, they haphazardly die and suddenly return to the house. Yet, they realize quickly that they have expired and what is even less convenient is that they cannot leave the house lest they end up in a kind of limbo threatened by a monstrous sand worm and other unusual experiences.
Shortly after, Charles and Delia (Jeffrey Jones, Catherine O’Hara), appearing with the typical Tim Burton flavor, move into the house along with his suicidal daughter Lydia (Winona Ryder) and their quirky interior decorator Otho (Glenn Shadix). They plan to refurbish the house in their own way with Delia’s ugly art sculptures and Charles looking for a reading room. Adam and Barbara want them out so they can roam free and avoid being contained within the attic.
Upon discovering that Lydia can speak with them and following an entrance to the Netherworld, they get an idea to scare the new owners away. Only whatever efforts they set out to make fails miserably and they consider reciting the name of the “ghost with the most” three times to carry him over to their side to do their bidding.
Great storyline. Sounds great on paper. So why didn’t it work for me? Well, Lydia is resigned to her mostly miserable suicidal self and that is neither funny nor empathetic to me. More importantly, conflict works best when different worlds clash and what I find lacking in several Tim Burton films is that the characters on both sides of the coin are not different enough from one another. The ghosts or souls or comforts of the Netherworld do not look far enough apart from how Charles, Delia, Lydia and especially Otho behave. Everyone is weird. Where is the normalcy to ruin or undo or disagree with?
Beetlejuice himself is a character to behold though. Keaton is doing Jim Carrey better than Jim Carrey does and long before that guy was ever discovered. The actor is working in the area of Robin Williams material, particularly as the Genie from Alaadin. The issue I have is that Michael Keaton is seldom in the film. It is a long first act with Baldwin and Davis not doing much of anything before they finally encounter Beetlejuice to have a couple of funny exchanges. Then they leave him to have mundane conversations with everyone else in the film, particularly Winona Ryder who has nothing to do except dress in her signature, depressing black. When Keaton finally is summoned, he takes possession of a dinner party with the beloved Calypso tune “Dayo.” However, we don’t see Keaton in this popular sequence. Instead, we get Jones and O’Hara with David Niven doing odd contortions to the music with some butt shaking and grotesque facial and body expressions. I would rather have seen Keaton doing his funny best in a lip sync routine. What’s in the final cut is just not funny enough for me. Kooky, yes. Funny, no.
Eventually, the black and white striped suited ghost with green hair is called back for the final act and we get to see him pull all the tricks out of his hat. However, it’s not enough. Just as the routine is getting started, it’s over, and then the movie is over.
There are some inventive sight gags. Not enough though. I particularly loved the shrunken headed ghoul with the googly eyes and the pink skinned prostitute whose legs are separated from her torso. I love when Beetlejuice’s head gets shrunk, and I like when Adam and Barbara’s faces are contorted into odd shapes of gigantic beaks or zany skulls beneath their facial skin. These are the highlights of this film’s Netherworld and the distance I travel to see it all is smaller than Rhode Island. In the original Star Wars, I experienced what felt like thousands of alien races. In Ghostbusters, New York is haunted by one different kind of afterlife from another and another. In any episode of The Muppet Show, I get to see one breed of silliness before another ridiculous set up is put into play. The Netherworld setting of Beetlejuice is simply not vast enough.
The stage musical makes up for the shortcomings I have with the film. The spine of the story is what the two pieces have in common. After that, the stage play takes more risks. The musical numbers are absolutely winning. More significantly though, all the characters are granted more depth and dimension. The root cause of Lydia’s anguish is explored. We see the snobbery of Charles just like in the film, but he is also a loving father who recognizes Lydia’s suffering following the loss of his wife/her mother. Delia also has a desire to connect with her stepdaughter Lydia. All the elements are given enough attention amidst the craziness offered by Beetlejuice himself who occupies the story from beginning to end. The character works like a great two-hour stand-up routine with his unlimited imagination of ghoulish trickery and fun.
Burton’s film was released in the late-1980s when updated stop motion effects of the puppet kind were new to the medium of film. The imagination was there, though it does not hold up as it is very outdated. Still, Tim Burton was showing his gift for macabre creativity that he has become known for ever since. Nevertheless, he did not go far enough with the vision of his film, and he did not award any of his characters enough ingredients to let them be unique. It is not enough that they all speak weird and look strange. It is better if we can know why they are so uncompromisingly odd. Beetlejuice the film lacks its variety. More specifically, it lacks its Beetlejuice.

